Chicago
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Directed by Rob Marshall
Nominated for 13 Oscars, Won 6
Synopsis: It's 1920's Chicago. And Velma Kelly (a famous star, tease, cabaret singer and sister act), and Roxie Hart (a wanna-be star, wanting to be the next Velma) are both throw into death row for committing murder. Velma, for killing her sister and husband who she found going behind her back together, and Roxie, for killing the man she was cheating with who lied about making her a star. The two are competing for fame and publicity, and also sympathy, that will keep them from being hanged for their crimes, through the use of lawyer to many a female murderer, Billy Flynn. But the road to innocence is littered with lies, betrayal and deceit.
Once again, I didn't know much about this film. I went into it thinking it was the rise of Catherine Zeta-Jones and Renee Zellweger to fame, through Richard Gere. While I was wrong, I certainly wasn't too far off the mark. I was shocked when I saw Roxie Hart (Zellweger) shoot her lover. I was confused to where it was going, but was completely interested.
The film uses, in my opinion, I unique use of it's music. All the musical numbers are set on a stage, cabaret-lounge style, and is intermingled with reality. The numbers are almost the inner feelings and voices of the characters, and take place in their heads, showing us what is almost literally going on. The story itself wasn't a musical. There was no singing in the actual jail, or in the courts, etc, but all was taken place as a metaphorical telling of the current circumstances, sweeping back and forth between the two, which I found quite clever!
Additionally, I was very impressed with Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Both are very talented women, and blew me away. I was a little nervous when I saw Renee on the cover because I've seen her in very few movies, and the ones I've seen she's a very serene, sensible character. It was interesting to see her in something so completely different and to completely own it. She was so believable in her innocent yet not-so innocent role. She's also a very talented dancer and singer, and having read she had no formal training in either before the film, I'm quite impressed. Similar to Ms. Zeta-Jones, she is a very talented singer and dancer.
While seeing women dance around sexy in underwear, essentially, is not really my thing, I still think it was done quite well. It was a true satire of putting on a show for the media, and no matter what the truth is, as long as it's entertaining the media will swallow it whole and ask few questions. One particular number that really enticed me was the Ventriloquism number. It was cleverly done, and was very telling, but also very satirical in the way that Billy Flynn and other "entertainers", per se, control the media.
I really liked this film, and I give it a lot of credit since none of the three leads are professional singers or dances. The costumes were great, and the music and dancing was simply fantastic. I have very little negative to say about this film. It was really well done!
8/10
REVIEW: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (B-)
Monday, May 23, 2011
Full disclosure: this franchise is something which, despite poor quality and confusing narratives, I cannot hate. No matter whether or not a Pirates film is good, I manage it thoroughly enjoy it. It's the hold the franchise has over me. Color me a biased film critic, matey. (Also, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl in all it's by-the-book and Disneyfied glory, is my favorite film of all time. Right around The Silence of the Lambs, Pulp Fiction, White Christmas, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind).
But this film, the fourth in an admittedly bloated series, was attempting to recapture the start-up magic of the original. It was without the second and third films' penchant for elaborate, complicated plots and subplots. But it never fully recaptured the feeling of the original. What was so grand about the first three was their undeniable epic scope; you felt like you were watching something that was a true adventure flick. But On Stranger Tides doesn't have that feeling. It's deflated.
This time around, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp prancing around in the role that made him a star) is left yet again without a ship trying to locate the infamous Fountain of Youth. Along his way he meets villain turned ally turned privateer Hector Barbossa (a perfectly hammy Geoffrey Rush), an erstwhile paramour (Penelope Cruz), and the mysterious Blackbeard (Ian McShane doing what he can to save the role from disaster). Oh, and there's a replacement for Orlando Bloom's Will Turner in their somewhere and a mermaid. But best not to bother ourselves with talking about them in depth, the filmmakers certainly didn't.McShane, as I said, is doing what he can to save the part. Blackbeard is easily the worst villain of the franchise, and simply because he's written so poorly. A bad guy going out to seek the Fountain of Youth so he doesn't die? Is that it? Is that suppose to make him a bad guy? He doesn't try to kill Jack, Barbossa, or anyone we like. His majestically powers of battleship embottlement, zombification, and rope manipulation are never explained nor do we ever get a good glimpse of what make Blackbeard so vile. At least with Davy Jones and Barbossa we understood their means to an end, even if their means were vicious. The Pirates series never had a villain you could really hate; Barbossa just wanted to taste an apple and Jones was just a sad, heartbroken man. But with Blackbeard, you're just told he's a bad man and you're left at that.
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| Reporting to duty, I was told I have to save this film? |
The true highlight of the film wasn't a battle, or a scene full of visual effects wonderment, but rather the brief scenes between Jack and Barbossa. Johnny Depp and Rush have always such a marvelous chemistry, and I always felt their lack of togetherness in the second film stopped it from being great (granted, Barbossa was dead in that film...mostly). It doesn't hurt that the writers gave Barbossa the only intriguing motive to do anything in the whole film, what with trying to enact revenge on the man who cost him his leg (and when Rush tells his tale vengeance, it's a scene of splendid acting). When they're together, how they play off one another is just a type of magic you can't create with CGI. If the fifth film wants to do better with everyone (audiences and critics), I think re-pairing that dynamic duo would be a wise decision.
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| A poor man's Will and Elizabeth |
But still, just being able to see Rush and Depp on screen again in these parts was a large portion of my enjoyment. And I cannot argue with the genuine joy I get from seeing Capt. Jack. That enough is enough to see the film. I just wish there were more reasons. GRADE: B-
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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES
Sunday, May 22, 2011


Some of the aforementioned drastic changes include the shedding of previous series regulars, Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly, to make room for fresh blood, Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane. Also gone are the overly complicated plot lines incorporated into the second and third installments to justify their existence. All they managed to do was infuriate audiences and suck all the fun out of the franchise anyway so that’s no loss. Instead, this adventure is meant to exist unto itself and it most certainly does this. It just doesn’t bother having any fun in the process. Depp returns as the character he has brought nothing new to for years now and he joins a bunch of other pirates, including Cruz, whom he had some sort of sordid affair with way back when, as they search for the location of the fountain of youth. Aside from an encounter with some of the most vicious mermaids I’ve ever seen, this amounts to little more than a lot of walking and talking in the jungle.

The truth is there is nothing strange about these tides really and this is why the film doesn’t work. A new director and a new approach were supposed to thrust some fresh gusts of wind into the aging franchise’s sails but all it truly manages is to raise this sunken ship to the surface again and leave it there to rock monotonously back and forth, in unnecessary 3D no less. (This by no means applies to McShane, who is the only point of interest past those scary mermaids.) Considering previous pirate complaints centered around how confusing it all got, I am surprised that Marshall leaves us with more confusion this time around too – more specifically, why is this series still going? Oh right, treasure.

Yearly Perspective – 2002 – Best Director Edition
Thursday, April 14, 2011
| Scorsese on set of Gangs of New York |
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| Almodóvar winning Original Screenplay for Talk to Her |
| Lord of the Rings doesn't "count as one!" |
| Polanksi even make Chipotle looks exciting |
| Stephen Daldry on set |





