Film Lover Graph...

As a film blogger, and partaker in the discussion of film, recommendations are a common facet of everyday life. Therefore I give to you the FILM LOVER RECOMMENDATION GRAPH!

For those unsure:

X-Axis = Number of Films Seen
Y-Axis = Number of Films People Can't Believe You Haven't Seen

an unseen third dimensional line floating, smugly above the main one is the much begrudged - "number of movies better than the movie you saw and everyone else recommended." If you find yourself traveling along this line, quickly run away. You will not survive the evening.