Imagining Classic Movie Lines in The Modern World

Reboot, remake, recycle, rinse, repeat, it's the name of the modern Hollywood game. If you can't remake it, reboot it. If you can't reboot it, re-imagine it. If you can't re-imagine it, just steal all its good parts and make your own film anyways. It's how the world operates these days, and so I thought it appropriate to just take some of the all time great movie quotes and imagine if they were rewrote into the modern world. Let's see what we can come up with.

CASABLANCA

"Of all the forums in all of the internet, she logs into mine."

BRAVEHEART

"Alba gu bràth! RT @Wallace4Scotz ...they can take our lives, but they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!"  ReTweet by DrunkenScotsman42 via web

SUNSET BLVD.

"I am big! It's the smart phone screens that got small!"

PLANET OF THE APES

"Take your stinkin' hands off me, you damn obsessive Facebook poker!"

GLADIATOR

"My username is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of Northern Azeroth, General of the guild Funki Munkies, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Leeroy Jenkins. Father to a failed raid, husband to a discontinued account. And I will have my vengeance, in this avatar or the next!"

Now it's your turn. Take a few of your own favorite movie quotes and throw a modern spin on them!