What Tax Dollars Ought To Be Spent On

In this day and age of volatile discussion over taxation and appropriate use of tax money, I feel it is time for me to speak up. To take a side and let my voice be heard. I would like to nominate that from here on out all tax dollars be spent towards.... Vampire Hunting.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, I have a dream. Well, technically a nightmare, but either way I was in an unconscious state. And besides, what good is education, environment, and the like if we all turn into the Cullens? I don't know about you but that's not an America I would want to live in.

So please join me in helping pave the way for a brighter tomorrow. One not governed by darkness, but rather embraces the light!


This blog post has been paid for by The American Association of Vampire Hunters For a Better America